|A man goes into a
pub, takes a seat at the bar, and orders five shots.
The bartender gives
him an odd look since he’s all by himself, but he serves up the five
shots and lines them up on the bar.
The man downs them
all quickly. He finishes the last one and calls out, "Four shots,
The bartender serves
up four shots and lines them on the bar. The man downs them all.
Then he belches
loudly, sways slightly on the stool, and orders three. And one after the
other, he knocks them back.
"Two shots!" he
calls, and the bartender places two shots in front of him. Down they go.
As the man slams the
last one down on the bar, he says, "One shot bartender."
So the bartender
fills the glass.
The man sits there,
staring at it for a moment, trying to focus. Then he looks at the barman
and says, "You know, it's a funny thing, but the less I drink, the
drunker I get."