- NNHS Newsletter
You Don’t Love Me Anymore
“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”
Dear Friends and Schoolmates,
Today seems like a Weird Al kind of a day........
BONUS - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWD5gdpt4Dw - You Don't Love Me Anymore - Weird Al Yankovic
THIS WEEK'S BIRTHDAYS:
Happy Birthday today to Bill Campbell ('54) of VA AND Genis Bird Crowder Hornsby ('54) AND Barbara Jones ('54)!
Happy Birthday tomorrow to Marvin Barnes ('65) of VA!
Happy Birthday this week to:
01 - The Head Cheerleader of 1958, Evelyn Fryer Fish of TX;
02 - Billy Turner ('65) of TX AND My Granddaughter, Rachel Harty (Collinsville HS, IL - '14) of IL;
Many Happy Returns to You All!
|THIS DAY IN THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES:|
http://www.civilwarinteractive.com/This%20Day/thisday0427.htm - INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
|Saturday, April 27,
JACKSON JUMPS AT JUICY JOB
Thomas J. Jackson had brought his cadets from Virginia Military Institute to Richmond to report for duty. The boys had been assigned to units, and Jackson had been given a desk job, Major of Engineers. Considering that he was a West Point graduate and veteran of the Mexican War, it seemed to many a misuse of his talents. Today he was reassigned to command the Confederate forces in Harper’s Ferry and the lower Shenandoah Valley. This was a good deal more to his liking.
From John London (Warwick HS - '57) of VA - 04/26/11 - "Translation please.":
|I get calls and E-mails
sometimes from folks that know I am in the business and want help with
their computer. This is the latest:
John Darlin', I have NO idea what this means, but thank you for sharing it with us!
From Phil Hammond ('64) of UT - 04/26/11 - "Spring Snow April 26, 2011":
I woke up to 8 inches of snow today. All the snow movers must have left town. If I can just get to Sunday I will fly out of here to Cabo!
WOWZERS-YOWZERS! Phil, I've grown rather weary of our near-constant rain and thunderstorms (not to mention tornados!) as of late - but six inches of snow in late April!?! SHEESH!!!
Thanks for the photos, Phil; y'all enjoy your get-away!
From My Niece, Shari, of VA - 04/26/11 - "Beauty Tips Using Lemon Juice":
|Healthy Nails - Soak your
fingernails (or toenails) in lemon juice for 10 minutes. Then brush your
nails them with a tooth brush or nail brush using a mixture of 1/2 white
vinegar and 1/2 warm water and then rinse with warm water. This
treatment helps your fingernails stay strong and bright! You may be
surprised at how shiny and amazing your fingernails look!
Remove Blackheads - Rub lemon juice over the areas that contain blackheads right before you go to bed. Rinse your face with cool water when you wake up. Repeat this every night until blackheads are dissolved and gone. (The citric acid helps naturally dissolve the oils that form blackheads in your skin!)
Brighten Skin - Use fresh lemon juice on any area of your body, including your face, to brighten up and soften your skin. Simply rub a fresh lemon on this area before you go to bed. Rinse in the morning. You can also add 1/2 cup of fresh lemon juice to your bath water and soak for 20 minutes for an all over treatment.
Condition Hair - Dull, damaged hair will benefit from lemon juice! Combine 3/4 cup olive oil, 1/2 cup raw honey, and 3 tablespoons of lemon juice. Set aside. After shampooing your hair, towel dry your hair and work the lemon juice mixture in your hair by combing it evenly throughout your hair. Then cover hair with a plastic cap for a 1/2 hour. Shampoo and rinse your hair as usual. Find more home remedies for dry hair.
Bleach Hair - The all natural alternative to bleach is to use the juice from 1/2 - 1 lemon into your hair. Squeeze it directly into your hair. (Don't worry if you get some seeds in your hair. You'll rinse those out later!) Sit in the sun for 25 minutes. Shampoo and condition as usual. If your hair is light colored, you will see more blonde highlights. If you have darker hair, you will notice some nice red tones.
Dry Skin – You can use lemons to help with your dry skin! Simply make a mask by mixing equal amounts of honey, lemon and vegetable/canola/olive oil. Apply to dry areas and allow it to dry thoroughly. (about 10 minutes) Rinse with warm water. This mixture is a good moisturizer for dry skin or dry skin patches.
Oily Skin Toner - Combine 2 tablespoons lemon juice, 2 tablespoons vodka, 1 tablespoon distilled water, and 1 teaspoon witch hazel. Apply with cotton balls to your skin, then rinse. This mixture will keep in the refrigerator for a week and can really help your oily skin woes!
Exfoliate Dead Skin Cells - Rub a cut lemon dipped into a half-teaspoon of sugar over your face for a few minutes. Do this every night to help remove accumulated dead skin cells and refresh your skin.
Dandruff Treatment - Mix a few tablespoons of fresh lemon juice with 1/2 cup of olive oil. Rub it gently onto your scalp. Allow to remain for 15 minutes, then rinse, shampoo, and condition as usual.
Breath Freshener - Use lemon juice to freshen your breath. Lemon has been used for years (mostly mixed with water to make lemon water), as a natural breath mint. The acidity in lemons, (although alkalizing), helps destroy bacteria in your mouth that gives you bad breath. Drink lemon water during the day, to freshen up your breath anytime!
Body Purifier - Lemon water is also a great detoxifier for your body. Find out more about the benefits of lemon water. There is only one word of caution. When ordering lemon water at a restaurant, be sure to check the health 'grade' of the restaurant you're eating in. Various types of bacteria were found on a lot of the lemon slices served in a variety of restaurants recently. That's not a good thing! Don't order lemon water in any restaurant with a sanitation grade less than '90'.
Using these lemon juice beauty tips can really save you money on products you may have purchased. Lemons are highly beneficial and are a natural way to enhance your inner beauty!
From http://www.SelfGrowth.com - 04/25/11 - "Honesty":
Honesty - Do You Tell the Truth or Does the Truth Tell You?
By Carl Bozeman
From the moment of our birth onward over
the span of our human sojourn, we are conditioned to be other than what
we truly are. Nowhere is this more prevalent than in our general
understanding and subsequent expression of honesty.
From www.ajokeaday.com - 04/26/11:
|Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the
96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I
getting in the tub or out?" she yells.
The 94-year-old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
DATES TO REMEMBER:
http://www.nnhs65.com/requests-prayers.html - updated 04/18/11
http://nnhs.wordpress.com/ - updated 03/13/11
Y'all take care of each other! TYPHOONS FOREVER! We'll Always Have Buckroe!
Love to all, Carol
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You Don't Love Me Anymore
Weird Al Yankovic
(b. 23 Oct 1959)
We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
[approximately 10 minutes and 2 seconds of silence]
[some loud and spontaneous noises]
"You Don't Love Me Anymore"
midi courtesy of
http://www.barglenawdlezouss.com/midi.htm - 12/26/05
"You Don't Love Me Anymore" lyrics courtesy of http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/youdontlovemeanymore.html - 12/26/05
Annie Haslam's Painting, "Unrequited Love" courtesy of http://www.anniehaslam.com/images/full/unrequited_love.html - 03/08/06
Animated Blue Flame Divider
Line clip art courtesy of
http://www.wtv-zone.com/nevr2l82/bars40.html – 03/08/06
Animated Tiny Birthday Cake clip art courtesy of Sarah Puckett Kressaty ('65) of VA - 08/31/05
Thanks, Sarah Sugah!
Army Seal clip art courtesy of Al Farber ('64) of GA - 05/24/06 (still
Replaced by Norm Covert ('61) of MD - 02/09/09
Collinsville High School (IL) Logo courtesy of http://www.kahoks.org/chs/ - 09/22/07
Air Force Seal clip art courtesy of http://www1.va.gov/opa/feature/celebrate/milsongs.htm - 07/07/06
Animated Rolling Cat clip art courtesy of http://www.cybergata.com/anim.htm - page 14 - 11/14/09
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