03/09/07 - NNHS Newsletter - Crazy
“Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
- Nora Ephron (b. 19 May 1941)
Dear Friends and Schoolmates,
This is the same clip art I used over two years ago, but the song, even though sharing the same title, is quite different.
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/01-07-05-NNHS-Crazy.html
PAGE HITS:
Might that have been you?!?
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/page-hits.html
BIRTHDAYS:
Happy Birthday Wishes to:
10 - Helen Avant Neal ('57) 11 - Margaret Blayton Cowan ('57) 11 - Nancy Horton Wilkes ('62) of FL 11 - Shirley Caudill Williamson ('65) of VA
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/Happy-Birthday.html
From Wayne Stokes ('65) of VA - 03/06/07 - "Ok, it didn't work!":
Thanks, Wayne Honey! Maybe it is working; I seem to see light at the end of the tunnel now, anyway!
From My Niece, Shari, of VA - 03/06/07:
These are waaay cool! Thanks, Lady!
From Harmon Gordon ('63) of VA - 03/06/07:
Happy Belated Birthday!
From Joe Madagan ('57) of FL - 03/07/07 - "Re: More Bad News":
Thank you, Sweet Adonis! To tell you the truth, I've no idea if it was vertigo or not. I thought it was just more of the same old, same old. When I feel a little better, I'll try to find that out. Thanks for thinking of us, and yes, Joe, this week's deaths have left me quite numb:
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/03-01-07-NNHS-Grace-Lyon-Davis.html
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/03-04-07-NNHS-Homer-Snead.html
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/03-06-07-NNHS-Tom-Haskins.html
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/03-07-07-NNHS-Jo-Ann-Norman-Ivey.html
From Paula Sturtevant Comstock ('62) of TX - 03/07/07 - "Hey Carol":
Thanks, Sweet Paula! I thought it so interesting that you and Joe both mentioned vertigo within three hours of one another. Yes, perhaps I'd better check that out. At this point, I'd be quite willing to try anything that doesn't raise my blood pressure or exacerbate my asthma. By all means, please send me the cure!
Of course, there are legions who would say that there is no cure for such a Dizzy Dame as I am......
From Sarah Puckett Kressaty ('65) of VA - 03/07/07 - "One Flaw in Women":
This is VERY good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have the compassion and ideas. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
Thanks, Sarah Sugah! There would seem to be much truth in that.....
From Joe Madagan ('57) of FL - 03/07/07 - "The more things change, the more they remain the same.":
No kidding?!? Back in the day, that was one of my favorite songs, too! In fact, I used it once for a Newsletter theme:
http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/05-12-06-NNHS-Apache.html
HUH?!? I can't hear anything playing! How can this be? It worked last year! It still plays just fine in Preview Mode. Hmmm. Now I can't get the midi to play from it's original source, either. And of the several versions available, I can't seem to find one exactly like this one anywhere yet. Oh, well, this mystery will have to wait until my head clears....
Anyway, I'm glad to know that that great song has been resurrected. Thanks, Major Madagan!
From Sarah Puckett Kressaty ('65) of VA - 03/07/07 - "Help women's shelters":
Dear Family & Friends, You probably never thought of this, but women's shelters in the U.S. go through thousands of tampons and pads monthly. Assistance agencies generally help with expenses of "everyday" necessities such as toilet paper, diapers, and clothing, but one of the most BASIC needs is overlooked - feminine hygiene products. Seventh Generation, a green paper products and cleaning products company, has a do-good attitude and will donate a box of sanitary products to a women's shelter in your chosen state - just for clicking the link. Talk about easy (and, yes, it is Legitimate)! http://www.tampontification.com/donate.php
Thanks again, Sarah Sugah!
From My Niece, Shari, of VA - 03/08/07 - "~ LOVE IS THE THEME ~":
When will I stop hurting? By Bob Perks "I lost a loved one nearly a year ago. When will I stop hurting?" The question was simple but difficult to answer. She was challenging me. I wanted to help her, but I knew that only she could answer that question. Whenever someone writes to tell me about a death, I always talk about the difficult months ahead. I refer to it as a "Year of Firsts." The first holiday, birthday, anniversary, summer picnic or other personal event without that loved one. Then there are those little things you never really paid attention to before, but now find a gaping hole right in the middle of your day. Like the time they woke up each morning, how they had their coffee, the sound the door made around dinner time when they arrived home and the way they said "hello." But there was something about this message today that made me stop and really think about what I needed to say. Oddly, I decided that the pain she was feeling was a good thing, but I wasn't sure she wanted to know that. Here is exactly what I wrote to her: When will you stop hurting? That is a measure of the love you shared and how does one measure love? By remembering them long after they are gone. "Memories" are the shadows of a life well lived that remain long after the light of their being has gone out. May you never forget. "Pain" is the echo of remembering those special moments when all the world belonged to the both of you. The day will come when the pain of remembering turns into understanding the privilege of ever having them in your life at all. Remembering will be a joy. Although the pain is great at times you are reminded still, how very much you loved and were loved. May the rest of your life be a reflection of that love and when your time comes may your passing cast long shadows for all who loved you, too. Bob Perks ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"I believe in You!" ~ Bob Perks ~
From Elaine Wilkinson Bracken ('61) of VA - 03/08/07 - "So funny read all of it.......":
Hope this makes you laugh!!
Here are a few things to think about ...
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. .. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? "Smile, It will improve your face value." You all hummed the alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle... Admit it
Thanks, Elaine!
From Wayne Stokes ('65) of VA - 03/08/07 - "7 Amazing Simple Home Remedies":
Self explanatory! Is there a third tool?
7 Amazing Simple Home Remedies =============================== 1. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 2. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 3. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 4. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink. 5. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 6. Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache. 7. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. NOTE: Of course this is a joke issue, please DO NOT try ANY of these amazing home remedies except for perhaps #7. Yes, I did have to say that.
Thanks, Wayne Honey!
From Tom Norris (Hampton HS - '73) of VA - 03/08/07 - "Random Thoughts":
Hey Carol ... some good stuff for the newsletter. Hope you're getting better :-) Tom * I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. * Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. * To write with a broken pencil is pointless. * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. * The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. * A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. * Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. * We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. * When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. * The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it. * The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. * The dead batteries were given out free of charge. * If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. * A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail. * What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway) * A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two-tired. * Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Thanks, Tom!
From Glenn Dye of TX - 03/08/07 - "CITIZENSHIP TEST":
CITIZENSHIP TEST Okay you red-blooded Americans... let's see how you do on this test: Very interesting questions. How well would you do if you took the citizenship test. Try this out - educational and fun. 24 out of 30 is considered a passing grade. Supposedly 96% of all High School seniors FAILED this test...AND if that's not bad enough, 50+% of all individuals over 50 did too!!, and we WONDER why America's in the shape she's in? Go to the link below. Take the test and be surprised at what we don't know. http://games.toast.net/independence/ PS................pass along to your children and grandchildren and see how they do !!!.........CMB
Thanks, Glenn! I scored 26 out of 30 correctly, or "Very, Very Close", but I'm pleading diminished capacity due to illness...
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Henceforth, it will be repeated here, lest you forget:
on Saturday, August 4th, 2007 at the lovely beach home of Mary Ann Edwards Elliot on Willoughby Spit. This will be an afternoon into evening beach party with covered dish dinner.
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Hi Carol ... check out these pictures! They would be good to use one at a time for your newsletter. Take care! Babe
More chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Incredible!!!!! Julian is an English artist who's famous for his 3D art on the pavements of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium.
That they would; they're incredible! Thanks, Babe!
Love to all, Carol
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Crazy (Gnarls Barkley)
I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind, There was something so pleasant about that place . (Or phase) Even your emotions had an echo in so much space. And when you're out there, without care, Yeah, I was out of touch. But it wasn't because I didn't know enough: I just knew too much Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Does that make me crazy? Possibly (Or Probably) And I hope that you are having the time of your life, But think twice, that's my only advice. Come on now who do you, who do you, who do you think you are, Ha ha ha, bless your soul, You really think you're in control! Well, I think you're crazy... I think you're crazy... I think you're crazy... Just like me. My heroes had the heart to lose their lives out on a limb, And all I remember is thinkin' I wanna be like them. hmhmhm Ever since I was little, ever since I was little it looked like fun, And it's no coincidence I've come, mmm And I can die when I'm done. But maybe I'm crazy? Maybe you're crazy? Maybe we're crazy? Probably!
"Crazy" midi courtesy of http://www.mididelight.com/download/1772/ - 03/09/07
"Crazy" lyrics courtesy of http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/1755148968/Gnarls_Barkley/Crazy - 03/09/07
Flashing Eye clip art courtesy of http://www.animate.netmegs.com/pixs/set_10.html - 01/04/05
Animated Goofy Divider Line clip art courtesy of http://www.bravenet.com - 08/12/04
Animated Tiny Birthday Cake clip art courtesy of Sarah Puckett Kressaty ('65) of VA - 08/31/05 Thanks, Sarah Sugah!
Page Hit Counter clip art courtesy of http://www.bravenet.com - 03/07/06
Marine Corps Seal clip art courtesy of Herbert Hice of MI - one of my Famous Marines who served in the South Pacific during WWII. Thanks, Herbie!
Army Seal clip art also courtesy of Al Farber ('64) of GA - 05/24/06 Thanks again, Al!
Animated Laughter clip art courtesy of Janice McCain Rose ('65) of VA - 01/24/06 Thanks, Janice!
Animated Rolling on the Floor Laughing Boy courtesy of http://www.animationfactory.com - 04/06/05
Crab clip art courtesy of http://www.geocities.com/agent99bm/ - 10/02/05
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