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Hi Carol -- thought all you "baby boomers" might get a kick out of the following (please note -- this does NOT apply to we "war babies", 'cause we're "Forever Young"):

Oh, of course! That goes without saying! GIGGLES!!!

It was fun being a baby boomer--till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include:

1. Herman's Hermits: Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

2. The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

3. Bobby Darin:  Splish Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

4. Ringo Starr:  I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

5. Roberta Flack:  The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

6. Johnny Nash:  I Can't See Clearly Now

7. Paul Simon:  Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8. Commodores:  Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

9. Marvin Gaye:  I Heard it Through the Grape Nuts

10. Procol Harem:  A Whiter Shade of Hair

11. Leo Sayer:  You Make Me Feel Like Napping

12. The Temptations:  Papa's Got a Brand New Kidney Stone

13. Abba:  Denture Queen

14. Tony Orlando:  Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall

15. Helen Reddy:  I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

16. Willie Nelson:  On the Throne Again

17. Leslie Gore:  It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To

   Thanks, Ronnie! (I admit nothing.......)

My name is Earl Ray Vaughn, born in Vincennes, Indiana, February 21, 1942. I graduated from Elnora High School Class of 1960. After finishing school I joined the United States Air Force. I retired in 1981 from the military and went on to join another large organization, Law Enforcement. I became a police officer with the Hampton Police Department, Hampton, Virginia. Only a year later, I joined the Hampton Sheriff’s Office. After spending 15 years, I was in another uniform; I made Lieutenant in charge of Intake and Release with the Virginia Peninsula Regional Jail in Williamsburg, Virginia. I finally retired in 2003. Attached are some pictures of me in four different uniforms; I took pride in all uniforms I wore. Thank you, I give my consent to be part of this page.

1960	1981	1982	2001

Thanks, Earl! We're honored to have you listed! I've no idea why that page was tinted such a horrible color (well, other than the fact that I didn't really know what I was doing when I made it), but I repainted it to a more satisfactory shade of Air Force blue, and gave it a little contrast while I was there. http://www.nnhs65.00freehost.com/famous-airmen.html Thanks again!

Carol, If you can stop laughing, you might include one of these each upcoming newsletter .... unless you think it undignified. D
		OH, David! Oh, my! Oh, no! Oh...OH....... Thanks so much, Brown Eyes!